Wait while you've spoken to some of these bums in an Indian call centre, when you've spent ages trying to decipher their broken english.
You'll wish that you WAS having root canal work instead.
A woman says to the dentist " This canal root work you're doing is painful. It's worse than giving birth. I think I'd prefer having a baby to having a filling."
The dentist replies "Make your mind up love, I need to adjust the seat accordingly."
BOOM BOOM !!!!!!!